yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm like, not good at living.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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