yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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