help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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