Dual....:-)
Pappa wants mamma naked
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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