I just made out with a guy for $7.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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