I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
vagina is talking i cant
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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