five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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