the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
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I need you to use more vowels.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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