My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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