ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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