I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Terrible idea I love it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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