Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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