For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he thought i was a dude.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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