I think I won the penis lottery.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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