i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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