I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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