that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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