If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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