hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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