Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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