question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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