How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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