there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
