What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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