with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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