He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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