Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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