Sponge bath it is.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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