Your tits are I can't wait for
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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