I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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