What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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