Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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