Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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