doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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