Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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