just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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