They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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