Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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