so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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