I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
being pregnant is like rehab
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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