Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how can u be prego again
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
