whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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