she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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