Do vagina's smell?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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