Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
3 2 1 whiskey
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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