That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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