Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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