google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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