Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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