normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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